A repodcast of a Bigband Serenade episode, produced by Dennis Humphrey back in 2005. I make a few comments before playing the episode in it's entirety as it appeared on the Bigband Serenade podcast. If you enjoy the work of Dennis, I even left in his sponsor ad which he is still participating in, so take part in his offer. He'll appreciate you for doing it.

Dennis introduces bigband leader, Henry Bassey, and shares a 1935 live band remote. Songs you'll hear include:

1. Rose Room.
   
2. Carl Grayson sings, On a Cloud.
   
3. The Continental.
   
4. Lynn Karnes sings, Honeysuckle Rose.
   
5. Haunting Blues.
   
6. Marian Holmes sings, Here Comes Cookie.
   
7. Sidewalks of Cuba.
   

   Notes and observations: Rose Room was the theme song that Phil Harris used in his Coconut Grove days. Before he was made part of the Jack Benny program in 1936. I didn't realize the Continental was as old as this. I'm used to hearing Glenn Miller or Benny Goodman's version from5 to 10 years later. Honeysuckle Rose was already an oldie even in 1935, and a music standard by the era of World War 2, and you hear it often in musical programs like Jubilee or Command Performance. Jazzed up, or spoofed up, but rarely done straight like it is here.

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In considering a new car, the language that Dagwood uses to describe the new Fords has Blondie worried about another woman. Later she talks with the boss's wife, Mrs Dithers about the car shopping. The gals have new fur coats in mind as they go on their own shopping trip. Sounds like there could be some conflicts as the sexes battle it out.

Which will it be, a new car, or a new fur? They both cost about the same? Dagwood needs to sell his old car first to get the money he wants to make a cash deal. Listen as the salesman lays on his sweet talking sales pitch. Is Dagwood as good of a haggler as he thinks? He lets his boss do some string pulling, but I'm not so sure that's a good idea.

There are some swindles afoot, but Blondie just might hold a trump card to win back their car, and get that fur coat for Mrs Dithers. it'll all make more sense when you listen in and enjoy the comic turn arounds for yourself.

Note: Herbie is played by Frank Nelson, and Baby Snooks daddy, Hanley Stafford, is the voice of Mr Dithers. .

Bonus Track:
Phil Harris. 1948. Phil's band rehearsal with his harpist.

Plus, the bots take over the show for the day. They always get along so well together, I know there won't be any problems. Um... maybe? I left them a script. Man, I hope they won't mess it up.

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Bud gives Lou a hard time about his wierd family, the jobs they have, and their general quirky nature. Lou tells about a new invention his uncle Mike created to catch mice. Lou tells about being rejected by his draft board,

The guys head to the department store for fun and frustrations. sAs we find Lou in ladies underwear, we also learn how to get down off a ducks back... Or is it down off an elephant?

Bud finds out more about Lou's accident prone family, and the odd fashions that Lou's family wear. Professor Mellonhead joins the fun to pick on Lou and swap the one liners as he acts as the store's tailor.

Bonus Tracks:
Benny Carter. 1944. Sweet Georgia Brown.
Connie Haines. 1944. San Fernando Valley.

PS:
This show doesn't have a date for it, at least I couldn't find one. It's from one of the later seasons. I would guess from 1948 or 49. It also features Mel Blanc for some of the voices.

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A series of pilot shows were made for the Rochester Show. It was proposed to run daily as a 15 minute show. Though there is a sponsor mentioned, it isn't likely it ever made it to the airwaves. The premis of the show is about Rochester's life when he isn't being Jack Benny's valet.

Today, Rochester is trying to find a way to earn a little extra money. When he stops in at the cigar shop, Rochester gets roped into a get rich scheme by his friend Willie.

Willie has a female friend that he wants help with to get her into pictures. Can Rochester get Jack Benny to give Trudy Watson a look? From the reactions, she's got what it takes, but we'll need to tun in next time to find out if she can break into the biz.

In the second audition:

Rochester is in a bind for money, and his friend Willie has talked him into being an agent for an attractive female friend. The landlady hounds Rochester for his rent as he tries to promote his prospective starlet with Willie.

Down at the pawn shop, Willie cash in some property to invest. Rochester gets worried when the property they pawned doesn't belong to them. Maybe Rochester can pull some strings with Jack Benny to open some doors? It could work, but it depends on how much weight Jack can throw around at the studios.

Bonus Tracks:
Tony Martin. 1954. Blues in the Night.
Buck Benny. Offers some special commentary and insight to the show, and spinoffs.

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After the initial joking about the housing shortage, and a song by Anita Ellis, the comedy sketches begin.

War Brides, featuring J Newton Numbskull as he goes home to his young brides family to meet them for the first time. To transition, David Rose plays, Sweet Embraceable You.

Politeness Pays Dividends. Junior the Mean Little Kid gives his grandma, Verna Felton, a hard time as he digs himself deeper into trouble.

PS: Red Skelton was a well known comedian, movie and radio actor. I first knew about Red Skelton from his TV show that aired through the 1960's. He got his start, like many stars of his era, in Vaudeville. His shows were a collection of short sketches, injected with music and monologues. My computer hosts make some good points about advertising and show sponsorship. Most products offered back then are no longer available today, though some of the companies are still around with newer products in their product line ups.

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Bonus Track:
None today, just listen to the old retrobots that used to host the show. Wierd. This was pulled from the Retro Archives from it's original published date: 20 Jul, 2007

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Host, Art Linkletter plays a guessing game with the audience. A random contestant picked from the studio audience has to guess the age of a woman in the audience.

Next,
Art claims to have a lie detector. It's a gadget that is operated by a double crossing audience member who sets up a friend. A couple who are about to be married are about to be grilled with embarrassing questions. It's all to see how funny people can be, and to teach a lesson that couples about to be married should tell the truth to each other. Old flames, debts, and more. For being good sports, Art presents some nice prizes.

Art recaps a stunt from the last show. A couple of college students tell about their trip to the leaning tower of Pesa. What were they supposed to do? Just reenact a science experiment of Galileo, but dropping things from the tower is illegal. These days, i don't think they even let people climb to the top of it anymore.

Puppy love is the theme for the last part of the show, and a young junior high school boy is put on the spot. We get to be witness to the boy asking a girl out on a date for the first time. I get the feeling that his experience will be sabotaged by the show. He is challenged to make the date with 90 seconds on the clock. Cute, and despite the tense moments the young couple are awarded some nice prizes.

Bonus Track:
Warren Smith. 1956. Red Cadillac.

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If I had to guess, the date on this one is late in the series. It's a 15 minute show so it is in the mid 1950's. Fibber talks with Molly about a speech that he is to make. The Old Timer pops in to tell a little about his girlfriend Bessie, and about radio quiz shows.

Fibber digs out old newspaper clippings to use for his speech that he's supposed to deliver. Hebrags about his medals and mementos from his service in the first World War. Maybe Fibbers high school awards could add substance to the speech. Doc Gamble visits to do some verbal sparring with McGee. Then a woman called Mrs Calllahan arrives to hear about the speech situation. What's it all about? Listen in and see.

Bonus Track:
Load it up with Christmas tunes. Maybe let the bots do their Amos and Andy script.

Bonus Track:
A special Retrobot presentation: the Amos and Andy show - Andys Excuses, 301227.

PS If you enjoy the special presentation from the Mighty Retro Art Players, email me and let me know.,/a> If you hate the special, email me and let me know that too.,/a> Watch for more in the future when I can squeeze them in.

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The same as the pilot show, but this is a reproduction of that script, with Ronald and Bonita Coleman to kick off the series.

Ivy is a typical small college that might be located any where in America. Today the board of regents meets to debate whether Mr Hall should be reappointed as president.

In the home of the Halls, we find them nervously awaiting the decision. We catch a glimpse of the personalities of Dr and Mrs Hall through their casual conversation. Mr Hall is capable enough, and we see a little of the popularity that Mrs Hall has among students. Especially when she tutors one in the art of dancing. Both are passionate in their own ways to the school, and the students.

Flashback mode kicks in, and we learn how the Halls met. He was on sabatical to England, and fell in love with an actress on the stage. After the introduction to the background of the Halls, and discovering how college presidents feel about their stodgy fellow faculty leaders, the tension and frustrations of the wait are over.

Bonus Track:
None today, just Keith sharing a few updates that go on for too long for the fun stuff. Almost.

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To open the show, Bob jokes about various TV related topics. TV sets, antennae, programs, and sponsors. The scene changes to spy on Bob at the movie studio, where he goes about his typical day making a film with Dorothy Lamour. Jokes range from make up, to love scenes. And of course Bing Crosby gets picked on.

Peggy Lee is on hand to sing, Be Anything but Be Mine. Bob shifts into a sketch where he is a vicious sea captain. Then Bob puts on a Scottish accent to pretend to be atight wad who wants to get married. A quick spoof of the film, Death of a Salesman is put on.

As a finale, Bob heads to an old time salloon where Peggy Lee is a dancing girl. The two put on a song and dance number.

Bonus Track:
The Irish Tenors. Hark the Herald Angels Sing.
Lum and Abner. As part of a 1946 Special, Night Before Christmas.

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A 9 year old boy is missing, and foul play is suspected. Joe Friday is working the Homacide department with partner, Frank Smith when he gets the call. After a stop at the crime lab, the cops hit the trail in looking for clues. When a neighborhood search is organized, only a patch of blood stains can be found.

Mom seems to think her boy could be going through a phase of independence, and is just playing harmlessly somewhere. That still doesn't mean she isn't worried. When Joe suspects that guns are involved, a Christmas present is found missing, a .22 calibre rifle.

Details keep unfolding, and the matter goes from bad to worse. The boy is found, and his story of his rifle puts a damper on any Christmas cheer. A story of safety, and appropriate gifts for kids.

Note: Guns and weapons aren't known as deadly force for no reason. Guns aren't toys, and need to be handled with responsibility. The irreversible deadly consequences can't be undone. . In other words, it's OK to play dead, but when you're dead for real, you're dead forever.

This episode was a recurring Christmas show, and ran a few times at other times in the year. Rather than being transcribed, and reran, it was done as a new production each time, and simply used the same script. It serves as a reminder that not all Christmas stories end happily.

Bonus Track:
Solomon Keal - Angels We Have Heard On High.

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Includes Eve Arden, and Harry James. Danny tries to overcome a cigarette addiction, then Eve Arden points him to reading fan mail. with jokes aside Harry James an his orchestra perform, I'm Beginning to See the Light.

To answer the burning question, "who is Danny Kaye?" the cast put on the drama, The Life of Danny Kaye. A couple storks complain as they approach the hospital for their deliveries. The little problem child grows, and is now a problem child in school. with Eave Arden as teacher, the cast all play unruly tots. There lessons break down into a jazzy school time number.

Next we take a look at the dating life of Danny Kaye. Danny found his real love in show business, a scene which manages to sneak in a commercial. Forging ahead, Danny finds himself on Broadway... heckeling from the audience.

Arriving to his recent life, Danny has made it to Hollywood to appear in the film, Up in Arms. He now presents a spoofed up clip from it, singing and joking as he goes. In a serious closing moment, Danny makes an appeal to send letters to servicemen and women serving overseas.

Bonus Track:
Al Jolsen. 1948. White Christmas.

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Macie is a working girl in Brooklyn, and Eddie is her boyfriend who is working to earn enough money for them to get married. They're on the outs today, but Merton, a nerdy guy with a thing for Macie is on hand to tell Macie about his dream. Do his dreams really come true? They seem to. What things will Merton dream about? How about Horse races, and stock markets. Macie, Eddie, and the land lady all try to play it off, but might this be their chance to win big and make some money?

All the friends toss caution to the win, and try to use Merton's new found gift to their advantage To get his creative, psychic juices flowing, they all pamper Mert, and even take him to a doctor, Frank Nelson, to see what can be done scientifically. In pampering their ticket to a payoff, they over do it just a little, and Merton see's his big chance to put the moves on Macie. .

Merton's dream has a way of coming true, but not in the way the gang all hoped it would. You know how these things work out, nobody hits it big, and they all find themselves no better off than before. But hey, they had fun while the adventure lasted.

Bonus Track:
Anthony Harrison Orchestra, with vocals by Elizabeth Spencer. 1913. Silent Night.

PS: There's actually something of an added bonus if you stay tuned to the end. a bedtime message from the Great Gildersleeves to Leroy.

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At Jack's home in Beverly Hills, he is joined by Mary as he trims the tree. The tree is looking good, but Jack keeps getting himself electrocuted. Rochester gets the party treats ready, but Jack gets his historic knowledge mixed up. (A recent running gag on the show at the time). .

When a cop comes to the door, Jack has to explain his activity at the department store. In flashback mode, we get to eaves drop on the shopping trip. At least part of it. Phil's band plays, It Had to Be You.

Gifts are placed under the tree as the tree trimming fun continues. Even so, Jack still manages to get a shock from time to time. Phil arrives to compare notes on Christmas trees, and do some gift swapping. When the rest of the cast show up, it's time to get the party started. Even Andy Devine stops in.

The champagne flows freely as the cast share Christmas wishes. At this time, the war was still going on, and Jack shares a touching word for the troops. In the absence of Dennis Day who was in the Navy, Larry Stevens sings a medley of carols including, O Come All Ye Faithful, and Silent Night.

Bonus Tracks:
Mr Christmas. Leroy the Red Neck Reindeer.
Ernest Tubb. Blue Christmas.
The Hoo's from Hooville. Trim Up the Tree with Christmas Stuff.

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Edgar and Charlie joke about going to the beach, tides, and Charlie's antics. They also talk about the energy and perky nature of their guest, Betty Hutton. Edgar is afraid the energetic Betty will rub off on Charlie and be a bad influence. Ray Noble, and the rest of the cast join in for jokes geared to make fun of Charlie's wooden physique, and Edgars being on the hefty side. Mortimer Snerd has important news for Edgar. It's just awful news. If only Mortimer can remember it. Betty Hutton joins the fun to talk with Charlie about their date, and make an attempt to prove how refined Betty can be. will Edgar relent? The topic is sidetracked by a man trying to sell things. Edgar tries to hook Betty up with Ray instead. won't somebody date Betty? Mortimer is asked, but he's just to bashful. Commercials, and musical numbers are snipped.

Bonus Tracks.
Burl Ives. Happy Birthday Jesus, A Child's Prayer.
Abbott and Costello. 1945. A Christmas Fir.
Bing Crosby and the Andrews Sisters. Santa Claus is Coming to Town.

The scene opens with three old gents looking for a farm that lays East of town. With a little help from a star they get their bearings. Doc Miller has sent them out with groceries for the family in need. The family has faced hardship, and are forced to spend the wintery night in a barn.

The humble scene is described as Lum, Abner, and grandpap draw close to the barn. The details of the hardship of the family is described, and a charitable spirit is present as the gents all talk about extending their homes to the weary travellers.

At the barn, Doc Miller sheds some light as to how to help the carpenter out, and provide for the family with the baby being born tonight. The sentimental scene wraps up with a carol that goes hand in hand with the events of the night.

Bonus Tracks:
I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas.
Jot 'Em Down Journal. December 1984. The Strange Prophecy of Lum and Abner (Radio Guide Mar 28 1936).

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PS: This is a short episode, but one with a touching message. It's no accident that it is full of parallel symbolisms to the Christmas story. Three men bringing gifts, a baby, son of a carpenter, born in a lowly place, following a star, a spirit of peace and goodwill, and more. It is said that Tuffy Goff and Chet Lauck wrote it in one setting just before it was due to be aired. No doubt they were familiar enough with the Christmas story to write a parallel story. The bonus track from the Jot 'Em Down Journal shares an extra eerie tie in to a modern Christmas story that they didn't even know about until later. The article also contains a little biographical information of how Tuffy and Chet got their start. Enjoy.

When Harriot tries her hand at making homemade jam, Ozzie gives her a hard time over it, since it's so cheap and easy now days to just pick up some at the store. You know what's going to happen, Ozzie will have his words of advice bounce back at him, and he'll be guilty of doing the same thing.

The turn around comes when Ozzie decides he can make ice cream at least as good as the stuff sold in his local ice cream parlor. With the help of his neighbor, Thorny, he discovers it isn't as simple as all that.

Long story short, Harriot tries to save the day and switches Ozzie's ice cream so the boys will have a successful party. Things take a complicated route when mix ups multiply. In the end though, the Nelsons learn that making home made treats isn't their skill, and swear off any more food preparation adventures.

Bonus Tracks:
Spike Jones, George Rock reads a fan club letter.
Louis Armstrong. Cool Yule.

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Red plays Richard Brown, a mousy bank teller who discovers his newly installed telephone once belonged to Isabelle. He becomes infatuated, and falls in love with the lady even without ever seeing her. His intrigue with the mysterious phone calls leads him into trouble with gangsters.

Will he survive the danger and rescue the fair Isabelle?

Bonus Track:
Abbott and Costello. 1944. Betting at the Racetrack.

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Riley discovers that after working the night shift, his family is out to all hours of the night. He figures the thing to do is keep tabs on when they leave, and when they come home. His bright idea of installing a timeclock has the family upset. Can you blame them?

Since Riley is notorious for not practicing what he preaches, it doesn't take long for his double standards in honesty to trickledown, and soon the kids, and mom are bypassing the clock, and covering for each other. Imagine Riley's shock at such treachery!

It all catches up with him though when Riley is pressured by his friends to sneak out of work early to go to a swanky nightclub. Even good buddy, Digger O'Dell enjoys the night out with the nightclubbers. You know that Peg will find out, and Riley gets a taste of his own medicine before the show is done.

Bonus Track:
Bob Hope. 1943. North African USO Trip.

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Based on a movie that was based on a book, here's Topper, a henpecked husband who has the added problem of being plagued by ghosts. Though he is feeling well, it's George the ghost who has a cold. With a pending visit from his mother inlaw, and since nobody can see the ghosts except for Topper, he takes advantage of partaking in some bed rest so he won't have to deal with the unwanted visitor.

The trouble with that plan is that his wife Malvina dotes on him, and insists that Topper sees a doctor. With the unusual presence of ghosts around, it adds an extra layer of confusion, and fun with the doc, as well as the rest of the household.

Bonus Track:
Sorry, none today.

A rocket returns from it's mission to the moon, and is only 24 hours from a safe landing. As the crew members of various ages discuss space travel technology, and their life philosophy, minor emergencies are handily evaded. The ship's doctor shares his pessimistic world view, and expectations that men can't handle the responsibility of nuclear technology. That's just crazy talk! Men have just walked on the mooon, there shouldn't be any crisis we can't handle.

The hours tick by, and the distance for radio contact draws closer. The surface of the Earth is becoming more visible. What are those flashing lights down below? Curious. The horrible truth begins to sink in when radio contact is finally made, and word of a new war reaches our space travellers. When the radio signal suddenly stops, the future looks grim. What should the astronauts do? Stay in space and use up their meager life support? Or land in the now radioactive atmosphere? How could such a disaster happen? The doc shares his idea on the matter.

Bonus Track:
Hank and Dave. My Dead Dog Rover.

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As part of the Radio Mystery Theater, this episode of Inner Sanctum was broadcast. It's a triangle tale of a man, a woman, and a murderer. Don't mess with a ghost, because a ghost always gets the last laugh.

John Spencer is found guilty, and condemned to death in a court of law. He pleads innocent, though found guilty, and in a final fit of emotion, calls down a curse on the judg to befall the same fate. Is the judge worried? Not at all, he's heard it all before, and he would never sink so low as to commit the same kind of crime. .

At home with the judge, we learn a little about his marriage, and an affair he is getting involved with. The forbidden love grows, and though the judge blindly races down that path, the voice of the ghost who he just sentenced punctuates the drama. The torn judge is tangled in the mess of deciding to follow his new love, or stay with his ailing wife. Tormented love, just the thing that was at the root of John Spencer's crime.

The judge would never sink so low as to continue down that path that led to murder, would he? His wife has an ailing heart, but is her death just an accident, or was she helped along? The judge seems to be technically cleared of murder, but the ghost of John Spencer haunts him. Paranoid behavior begins to kick in, and a cover up digs a hole deeper. Has the curse that John Spencer laid on the judge come treu?

Do you think that's the end? Stay tuned to the end for the twist to the story that exposes the whole plan, and ensures the judge fell prey to the curse.

Bonus Track:
Dorothy Shea
Peggy Lee
Lucky Millander

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Sam works in a huge law firm, but he's low on the totem pole of importance. He's a meek and mild character who watches his friends pass him by in promotions, and fears he might even lose his girlfriend, a secretary in the firm, to competition from his fellow co-workers as well.

One day he recieves a mysterious box made from pure gold, and with an inscription indicating it is from 200 years in the future. It seems to be something of a futuristic chemestry set designed for kids. Inn reading the instructions, it is a kit to build, and disassemble, a person. Sam decides to give the kit a go, but he's missing a few ingredients. If only Sam could build a clone of himself. One without all the psychological baggage. One who would be dynamic and charismatic. Sam could be a success, and win the girl. Right?

Sam's clone is all that, and more. Maybe too much more. Sam's troubles are soon ended when a man from the future comes for the chemestry set, and promises to set things right. I don't think things end up quite the way Sam planned though.

Bonus Track:
Unknown singer. Ghost Riders in the Sky.

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Two men seem set out to do a mission. On the way the sheriff, Tom, recounts the history of the house that is said to be haunted, and a long lost love.

Tom was sweet on Gertrude until he learned about a birth defect. She is missing the middle toe of her right foot, and the imperfection has put him off. Wow, maybe his name should be Petty instead of King.

Time marches on, Gertrude has married, Tom has become sheriff. Then one day she comes to ask for help, and has troubling news about her farm. Tom promises help, but by the time he arrives with the town doctor murder has left it's mark at the farm house. Gertrude's murderous husband, Manton, is never seen or heard from again.

Ten years after the killing, a stranger in town, named Grossmith, is recognized as the dead woman's husband. Ill feelings are sparked, and end up in a duel. Sheriff Tom has a trick up his sleeve to insult the stranger even further. The plan goes off without a hitch, but something even creepier awaits that nobody ever expected.

Bonus Track:
Betty Hutton. 1943. Murder He Says.

Lucy is alone on a road trip when she hears a report of a dangerous bank robber. When she meets Desi, broken down in his truck, she thinks he meets the description. Little does she know, he has heard the same report and thinks she fits the description of the female partner in the crime. As their paths cross, and recross, do they trust each other? How can they call the cops on the other? An awkward, but happy ending.

Bonus Track:
Cab Calloway. A Chicken Ain't Nothing but a Bird.

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Features Gary Cooper and Virginia Bruce. The tale of how the paths of Lou Gherig and baseball crossed and derailed his promising career as an Engineer. Sneaking out to play ball, so he wouldn't upset his mom, Lou's ball playing career began. Along the way he met his wife Ellie, and even won the heart of his fmaily over to his new career choice. Not to mention the admirations of baseball fans across America.

Lou and Ellie become worried over a small series of accidents that might be leading to something worse. After 14 years of playing and never missing a game, will his lapse in performance mean something serious? Lou's condition gets so bad that he can't lift his arms, and his relationship with Ellie is strained. He if finally honored as he gives his famous speech in Yankee Stadium, and he gives his official goodby to fans.

Bonus Track:
None today, it's a long enough show so we get right to it.

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Grandpa Amos and his friend George have their friendship tested when George wants to join a lodge. When the lodge takes more interest in Amos, he refuses to join unless they also take George. George is disappointed because he thinks that he was passed over. Finally the two friends are accepted together.

Bonus Tracks:
Wierd Al Yankovick. 1985. Slime Creatures from Outer Space.
Jerry Lewis. 1954. Sunday Driving.

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Eddy Cantor stars as an accountant. He falls prey to the world of betting at the races, and uses company money to do it. He has some luck, but will he get away with it? Nerves run high during a company audit. Has he learned his lesson?

Bonus Track:
Hal Kemp. Pudding Head Jones. (vocals by Skinny Ennis).

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A Double feature of sorts. First an episode of Bill Stern that features Bud Abbott and Lou Costello. Then the baseball episode where Bud and Lou do their famous Who's on First sketch.

When Bud and Lou take the sage they talk about girls, and baseball. Lou tells about his athletic prowess back in his younger days in Patterson, New Jersey. Bud gets Lou confused over a few different words, and figures of speech.

Skinny Ennis sings, Linda.

Bud wants to put Lou on a rigorous exercize routine. Even Skinny gets in on some of the joking about baseball. Mix ups over real life baseball players ensues. Bessy May Mucho, a recurring character on the show, makes her appearance to drive Lou nuts over the way she pronounces words. After teasing from Verna Felton it's time for a song. Marilyn Maxwell sings, Hurrying Into Spring.

Ready? Bud and Lou finish off the show with their famous routine, Who's on First. Just listen in and enjoy these classic radio moments.

Bonus Track:
Bill Stern talks about a momentous time where sports played a part in resolving a tense moment with Mexico. Also how a race horse is connected with the movie industry. Abbott and Costello join Bill and share a sports story of their own. Bill also shares some dramatic stories about golf, auto racing, and celebrity connections.

PS: I did a quuick search on the topic of when Bud and Lou crossed paths. By the date given in Bill's show Bud was out of high school, and had been married for 4 years. The two met professionaly in the mid 1930's, but it doesn't discount the fact they may have met earlier. William Alexander"Bud" Abbott was from Brooklyn, but was also part of a family that travelled with the Barnum and Bailey circus, so he may have encountered Lou as mentioned in the show. Who knows?

Louis Francis Costello really was known as something of an athlete, and played basketball in high school. He did some boxing as Lou King, and in 1927 went to Hollywood to work as a stunt man. After a drooping career, he hitch hiked home to Patterson, but ran out of money in St Joseph, MO where he started performing comedy in the burlesque halls. It was during this time in the early 1930's that he met and teamed up with Bud Abbott. Though this information gleened from the web indicates they didn't meet until later, it still doesn't mean they didn't cross paths in younger years.

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As the baggy eyed Fred Allen is introduced, he has a little trouble with Kenny Baker in his job description. What's a Noodnick anyway? The News of the Week features: The movie industry, critics, and the latest kinds of films coming out. There's a little snipping going on through the usual music and commercial breaks that make the show shorter.

Portland reports that Mr Ramshaw, the eagle is back. Fred and trainer, Captain Night review details about the eagle. No crazy flights around the studio today though.

After some hacked up interuptions, and snipped music and commercial, Fred, Portland, and Kenny talk a little about the inside workings of big Hollywood studios. Fred gets in a few jokes and jabs at rival Jack Benny. The cast try their hand at some old time magician tricks and jokes. Kenny's song gets snipped, but the commercial is present. Sort of.

Fred is bugged by a couple fans who want radio shows to have different endings. The Laughing host of a kiddie show says what he's really thinking about his audience., A commercial with a list of ingredients that nobody can understand or pronounce is done a little more bluntly. Wouldn't it be nice to have the crooks get away on a mystery show once in a while? What about a music show that played a bad song?

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In the story thus far, Buck, Wilma, and Doc have travelled in the experimental Mechanical Mole. They've been blown up, rescued, discovered a forgotten underground city, and are now returning with gifts of uranium, and other metals common underground, but valuable on the surface.

On their way home, and as they near the surface, they encounter an obstacle that their heat ray can't penetrate. Buck takes a hand held disintegrator to adventure outside the Mole, and do what he can to clear a path. There's just one problem, he hears a noise in the darkness of the cavern he has carved out, and is ready to shoot first and ask questions later.

What is that noise? What kind of danger will he find? Listen and learn, but even so, there's a cliff hanging ending that the world will never learn the answer to, since no more episodes exist to tell the rest of the tale. However, since the series ran for another 20 years or so, I'll bet things turn out fine.

Bonus Tracks:
Jack Benny. 1949. Jack and Ronald Coleman change places.
Abbott and Costello. Alan Ladd's All Night Radio Show.

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It's a hot Summer and Myra, the overbearing wife, needles her hubby into getting a nice cottage down at the beach. Is she happy? Of course not. She gripes at all the people at the public beach right out in front of their cozy love nest. What's a selfish old shrew to do? Put up trespassing signs.

Even with the signs, Myra gripes, even though nobody is on the property, just on the public beach just off her property. When a young couple decides to resist the venomous old biddy, a battle of wills ensues. Who will win out in the battle of stubbornness? Poor hubby, George, is caught in the middle, giving in to every nitpicky detail of Myra's request.

The young couple are within their rights, and technically not doing any harm as they keep their distance just off the property. Myra has her own idea of how to fight back. The big loser in the ordeal is George, and he has just about had all he can stand. Especially when the matter boils over to a court room. George finally takes charge to put the matter to an end. I have to say though, that his methods are just as extreme, but he certainly does end up with a life of peace and quiet.

Bonus Tracks:
Little Eva. 1962. Locomotion.
The Tokens. 1962. The Lion Sleeps Tonight.

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Today we have a triple feature from the later days of the program. In these three episodes, Lum and Abner try to figure out what Abner has bought at an auction. Then they try to figure out what to do with it, if it even works.

Show 1: Abner's Mystery Machine. Dick Huddleston opens with a quick recap of how Abner came to have his mystery device. Lum can't unerstand why Abner could buy something that he didn't know what it was, but it seems to be an honest mistake. Abner refuses to just get rid of it before he knows what it is, and what it does. It seems to be a war surplus item. Is it some kind of weapon? The guys try to put it together, but the directions are lost. Abner thinks it may be some type of vending machine, or pinball machine, but Lum might be on the right track when he reads some of the writing on the machine. When Squire pops in, he has a contract to buy out the store, but will he recognize the mystery machine?

Show 2: The Shortwave Tranciever. Dick introduces the latest development behind the shortwave tranciever. Despite knowing what it is, the guys still don't know what it does. Grandpap joins the fun as they marvel over the contraption. Lum has been studying up on the gaget, and has a vision of being in the radio broadcasting business. As a side track, Grandpap tells about a watch dog that Luke is giving to him. Among his valuables he needs watching is a dinosaur bone that looks suspiciously like a cow bone. Hey, that sounds familiar. Meanwhile Lum is troubled over the technological termonology and acronyms in the instructions he found. The show ends up with troubles enough to go all around when grandpap is back with some bad news.

Show 3: Trying to Operate the Transceiver. Dick Huddleston tells that the guys have figured out their transceiver, and Abner is laboring at the generator to work up enough power to operate it. Lum is al set to test the rig out, but how can he go about it, and know it's working? With a little help from Cedric, Lum gives a few radio checks. Grandpap returns to complain about his new watchdog. With no luck with the transceiver, Cedric comes over, and it looks like at least part of the mystery is solved.

Bonus Track:
Sorry, none today. Enjoy the longer show.

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If life sends you a hurricaine, and you're all out of storm sellers, you have a job for George Valentine. Bonnie is that gal, and she takes her troubles to George and Brooksie. Bonnie is part owner in a place called 'Lauras House' but there could be personality conflicts when it comes to selling it. Not to mention it's haunted.

Francine is the other partner, and Laura is the third partner who died and now haunts the house. Can the house actually be haunted? There is a report of more deaths in the place. Coincidense? Accidents? George isn't buying any of it, and seeks out medical and scientific causes for the legends, and the fragile emotions that are ruling the day.

Spooky stuff, and things going bump in the night even has Brooksie on edge. Danger waits, and the body count may rise before this mystery is over. Listen in to see how George figures it all out.

Bonus Track:
Al Jolsen and Groucho Marx. Swapping Insults on the Jolsen Show.

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A drama classic from the husband and wife team of Cathy and Elliot Lewis. Approached to team up on a project at the height of their careers, they came up with a drama anthology program. On Stage only ran for a year or so, but was well produced, had good writing, and of course great acting. Today's episode is a rehearsal, and it may be a little choppy in spots, and what seems like record skips or repeated dialog, but it's just the nature of a rehearsal. When you hear the finished production, coming soon to the main page on retro-otr.com, some of the repeats, and ded areas make more sense when musical score is added into the mix.

In today's story Cathy is a young actress who is new to the theater. Listen as the tender young woman brushes up against the terse, synical production execs as she tries to make her big break. She is a bit rough in her acting, but the big Broadway producer, Elliot, sees her potential. Everything will be all right, right?

When the show fails, is it by design. Why would someone want to produce a play to fail from the start? The romantic tragedy has different results than the producer counted on when his leading lady turns her lines, and the play into a fantasy dream come true. Sort of. With the play bordering on success, Mr Perch, the producer wants to close the show.

When you're a failure at a career of failing, I guess that makes you a success. Though the production company go their seperate ways, there's a nice ending to wrap things up.

The show is followed up by some alternate takes to a couple of scenes.

Bonus Track:
Arthur Lee May. 1952. Gloria.
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The husband and wife team of Cathy and Elliot Lewis are the driving tallent behind this romantic comedy of a failing broducer, and the fresh new star he has just hired. A strange turn of events takes place though when the rising star brings success to the production, but how will this affect their relationship? Bonus Track: Arthur Lee May. 1952. Gloria.

This evening in the Andrews household, mom is home alone when Fred enters witha new television set. . The family is excited, but without an antenna, will they be able to get any stations? Regardless, lifestyle changes begin right away when Mary tries to find the right place to put it so it won't clash with the room decor.

To a family from the days when TV was new, the documentary about a travelogseems fascinating to our comic book heros. Besides, with no aerial, it's their only channel. The mature days of cable TV was still a long way down the road from here. The show is interupted when Jughead visits. Word hits the streets, and soon the house is full of excited teenagers. The drama from the exciteable Jugheadspreads, but will the Andrews family ever get to enjoy their first television program?

With a houseful of typical teens it mean that mom has to miss the show when she makes enough sandwiches for the growing croud, and with the extra advice and suggestions, the frustration and comedy levels are sure to reach a frenzy pitch.

Bonus Track:
Cab Calloway. 1935. A Chicken Ain't Nothin' but a Bird.

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As Milton Berle salutes literature, it's only an excuse to fire out as many jokes as he can while putting a plug about his latest book. At least he shows he can take a good joke about himself as we enjoy skits that show some behind the scene glimpses at his ordeal in getting published. One signature feature of Milton Berle, besides his infamy for stealing jokes, was his love letters to his mythical girlfriend, Cyndthia, and tonight's show is no exception.

Audience members, who are actually cast members, are called on to form a panel discussion regarding Merle's new book. With all the uplifting, motivational, and encouraging words, it's a wonder Milton ever bothered to write a book again. The band performs, Ouch Terrific Thing.

There's still more on the topic of literature, and the dramatic skits begin with Milton at the public library. Stay tuned for the edge of the seat drama, and suspense as we learn if Milton will ever be issued his public library card. Then again, what would he ever do if he had one?

Bonus Track:
Ray Anthony - The Hokey Pokey.

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Judy and Geranium discuss the upcoming elections, Eddie Cantor, and beauty aids. The girl talk also includes topics on men and dating. Judy is also a little nervous over a screen test. Pedro enters to tell about his automotive troubles. He then agrees to take Judy to the studio for the result of her test, and to meet the singing Eddie Cantor. Eddie sings a medley of long time classics that include: There's No Business Like Show Business, Ain't She Sweet, and How Are You Gonna Keep them Down on the Farm. .

Judy didn't pass her screen test, but Eddie is optimistic, and tries to cheer her up. The jokes kick into high gear about Eddie running for president, farms, cows, government appointments, and more.

To win the Cactus Junction vote, Eddie has promised Judy the office of Secretary of Agriculture. The political joking keeps up. Eddie talks about his competition, and his campaign promises. Judy starts talking about her folks back home, and a flashback sequence begins.

Down on the farm, Judy's ma and Pa reveal what it's like in there part of the world. Learn of the slow and easy life as they discuss getting a good nights rest, and get a refreshing cup of coffee. Life isn't all easy though, as we learn when a neighbor visits with some complaints.

After the closing commercial, Eddie presents Judy with an award. They both put in a plug for the March of Dimes. Judy closes with a Lullabye.

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The show starts in flashback mode, with Jack borrowing Ronald Coleman's Oscar. On the way home, Jack is held up by a robber. Back home, and the next morning, Jack has spent a worried and sleepless night as Mary and Rochester try to comfort him. What can he do about the mising statue? How can he face up to Ronald Coleman? Is there a way to cover up the fact of the missing trophy, or get it back?

For Mary's sake, Jack once again relives his moments of bravery during the robbery, complete with an embellishment or two. Phil Harris arrives, and tries to cheer up Jack with a joke. When Ronald phones to get his Oscar back, Jack decides to borrow another one as a cover up, and give that one to Ronald

Since Don has stopped in to say that the Sportsmen won't be appearing, it's Rochester to the rescue when he asks a favor from The Ink Spots. They arrive and with lyrics adjusted for a sponsor plug they sing, If I Didn't Care.

Jack and Mary drive to Bing Crosby's house to try to borrow his Oscar. Bing and Jack do a little verbal sparring with jokes on topics ranging from Bing's kids, Bob Hope, his race horses, and Frank Sinatra. With a little bit of arm twisting, Bing is talked into singing his latest song, Haunted Heart.

Being put on the spot, Jack has to come clean and tell Bing why he needs the Oscar. In reliving the ordeal of the stick up, Jack's bravery, and other details reach an all time height.

Bonus Track:
Billy Mills. 1941. Almost Like Being in Love.

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Hosted by Bob Hope, who comes out with plenty of jokes about topics for the troops. Victory gardens, the birds and the bees, rationing, shortages, and women in factories.

Lee Sweetland, famous baritone, sings the popular song, The Birth of an Aching Heart.

At requests from the mailbag, a moment on the train heading in and out of Los Angeles is recreated.

Bob is joined by Johnny Mercer, and Judy Garland for a medley of favorites.,As the tunes are presented, Bob adlibs all the way. All the tunes are ones written by Johnny, with maybe one exception.

Judy Garland takes center stage to sing, I Never Knew I Could Love Anybody Honey, the way I Love You.

Lee Sweetland is back to sing, the Lords Prayer. I love the way people from this era weren't afraid to do a little public expression of faith. And not have to worry about a law suit over it. What in the world were they fighting that war for any way? Freedom? To defeat those who oppressed others?

With Easter drawing close, a dramatic sketch is presented. Bob and Judy walk in the Easter Parade, with plenty of topical jokes about fashions, rationing, young love, and more. .

Judy sings her signature song, Over the Rainbow. Bob closes and sings a few lines from his signature song, Thanks for the Memories.

Bonus Track:
Falstaff. 1943. A Poem about the Meat Shortage. (Actually, it's about a Fish Shortage, but I made the mistake of calling it a Meat shortage in the show. Oopsie.)

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Dizzy leads off by offering a story to motivate boys of all ages, from country or city. He tells how he saw some country boys out spending their day grooming their country ball diamond for a game.

Next Dizzy tells an anecdote about Babe Herman, and how he showed off his smarts for some fans. Then about a day in training camp, fun with Pepper Martin, and Bill Terry. .

Mailbag time, and Dizzy Dean answers a letter about a particularly difficult challenge on the pitching mound, and a couple of fights that Dizzy was part of. . Especially about one all out brawl on the field, and how hot days can make tempers short.

Putting on his reporter hat, Dizzy offers his forcast of his favorite teams to well in the rest of the season.

Bonus Tracks:
Hillbilly Boys. Who's Sorry Now?
Baby Snnooks. 1940. Anatomy of a Robot. Daddy has a secret invention, but Snooks doesn't understand what it does.

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Molly has gone shopping and left Fibber home alone. With time on his hands, Fibber has decided to cook a special treat for dinner. Shrimps McGee, from an old family recipe passed down from his dear old grandma. The unusual ingredients and directions are just the beginning of the fun.

Mayor LaTrivia visits to marvel at the mess, he has to leave for important business as McGee continues his masterpiece. Next up is the Old Timer, adds his own comments to thestrange brew. The Old Timer gets an earful, but that ain't the way he heared it, and he comes back with his own joke.

Billy Mills plays, Adobe Hacienda.

As the cooking feat continues, Fibber shares another family recipe involving cooking acorns. Since he forgot to order the shrimps, Fibber phones to order some, but talks with Mert instead. Wilcox pops in and tells about some problems with a mean dog, which is just an excuse for a commercial. for the midshow commercial, Wilcox decides to stay for dinner, and Molly goes to phone the mayor to invite him back.

Teeny coms over to ask about the recipe, and ask for some math, conversion advice. Just how many scads go into an oodle? Or is it gobs into a heap... Just listen to Fibber unravel the mystery as he enlightens Teeny.

The Kingsmen sing, The Opossom Song.

Doc Gamble has arrived to join the rest of the men who have visited earlier. The insults won't keep Doc away, and he waits with the rest. Even Wallace Wimple has been invited over, and adds his own cooking tis. He also talks about his bird watching, camping, and his wife, Sweetie Face. It seems that the devious Wimple has put Sweetie Face off of camping.

The aroma from the kitchen has everybody's mouth watering, but there's just a litle snag. Not enough food to go around. How will Fibber be able to bow out gracefully? Wat will his roomful of hungry men feel about going hungry? Don't worry, he manages it.

Bonus Track:
Incredible But True. James Watt's Invention.

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The Story Behind the Song radio show offered a brief dramatization of many popular song standards that truly reflect our Nations heritage since the days of it's beginning. Though in the climate of today's society, it may be hard to believe that our culture has shifted so much, and in the past 50 years, drifted away from what it had been for the previous 180 or so. Technology and progress are wonderful things, but standards of social behavior, ethics, and morality are far below where they could be. Sorry for sounding like a grumpy old man in that last statement, so...

I hope you have a Happy 4th of July, and enjoy the day, complete with plenty of fun in the sun and fireworks. And enjoy the fun history lesson that is presented in today's show.

First Feature: Episode 1: The Star Spangled Banner.

You may know that Francis Scot Key wrote the famous lyrics to our National Anthem, but do you know how the song really came about? Listen to learn about John Skinner, Brittish General George Colburn, and the prisoner of war that was to be rescued. Or as enforced guests, as General Colburn preferred to put it. Learn about Fort MacHenry, and the battle that took place there. Discover and relive the raging battle that inspired the lyrics, and how the humble words of Francis Scot Keywent from scribbled words on paper to National fame. Includes a performance of the first verse of the song, so get ready to stand up, take off your hat, and put your hand over your heart and celebrate the 4th of July properly.

Second Feature: Episode 13 Yankee Doodle.

Out of the struggles of the conflicts between peoples and nations, there have arisen songs. Springing from the very root of war, as if to soothe the shattered nerve and spirits of those who fight on the battlefield and those who remain on the homefront. One song which has remained to this day that came from America's Revolutionary War is the one in this feature. Learn facts about how the song came to be, and some of the myths that remain unknown that have to do with the song. Join forces with George Washington, Patrick Henry, John Adams, and Samuel Adams as they do their patriotic service to the yet unborn United States of America. The newly appointed Commander of the Contenintal Army rides with his men off to battle, and a verse of the familiar tune is performed. Grabv your fife and drum and march along as you join in.

Bonus Track:
Johnny Horton. Battle of New Orleans.

PS: With all the flag waving, patriotic sentiment that the American Independence Day represents, it is also worthy to mention that through the more than 200 years of history since the hostilities with Great Brittain, that we have become close allies. So just in case any friends from the UK are listening to the show, I hope it doesn't sound like tempers are still running hot. Instead, a person might substitute the enemy in the dramas, songs, and all for any modern or potential foe that might care to take on the United States to challenge the hard won liberties we have come to enjoy.

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Dinah opens with, Let's Get Lost. Eddie and Hary Vonzel deliver the sponsor message. Eddie is throwing a big party, and the Mad Russian acts as his waiter.

George and Gracie arrive with a wedding gift. Just a few years late. It's actually for Eddie's 29th wedding anniversary. In her dipsy way, Gracie roastsEddie as only she can get away with, as she reads a special poem for Eddie and Ida. As George and Graice leave, the Russian is back to give Eddie grief as the meal preparations continue.

Groucho offers his congradulations, then meets up with Dinah for some joking around. Groucho and Eddie jump on the marriage and honeymoon jokes. That crazy old Mad Russian is back with one problem after another in the kitchen.

Harry Vonzel is back to plug the sponsor.

Jack Benny pops in with a telegram with an anniversary greeting. Then that Mad Russian is back with still more kitchen troubles.

Eddie presents a medley of tunes that were popular 29 years ago when he was married. Including: By the Sea, and When You Wore a Tulip.

Eddie closes with a word for the sponsor, and a quick tune as he signs off.

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Damen Runyon was a well known newspaper writer who also wrote short stories. Many of his stories later became radio programs, and often were combined to make full length movies for Hollywood. His characters came to epitomize the classic gangsters and street thugs that have become standard in Hollywood. Though shady, tough, and streetwise, they spoke in only present tense English, and avoided the use of contractions like the plague. An affect that gave them a stiff manner of speech.

Damen Runyon was a well known newspaper writer who also wrote short stories. Many of his stories later became radio programs, and often were combined to make full length movies for Hollywood. His characters came to epitomize the classic gangsters and street thugs that have become standard in Hollywood. Though shady, tough, and streetwise, they spoke in only present tense English, and avoided the use of contractions like the plague. An affect that gave them a stiff manner of speech.

In today's story, Broadway tells about his friend Alfie down in Miami who has some woman troubles with his gal, Beulah. Alfie is also having some financial trouble as he tries to groom racehorses for the Kentucky Derby. Though Broadway's friend, Alfie seems to be down on his luck, he is sure that things will come up mud for him, and his horse will someday be the winner.

Things get worse before they get better. Beulah is being won away from Alfie by another man who has a job, and can support her. Can it get worse? Alphie is strongly encouraged to leave town.

The cops approach Alfie, and impress on him the eneed to leave town. What's the use? It's another tough break, but Alfie is determined to take his horse, Last Hope, to the Kentucky Derby and be the big winner. Without a nickel to his name, Alfie just rides his horse out of town, and is last seen heading straight for Kentucky.

Broadway and Alfie ride their horses through Georgia, the home state of Alfies true love. The two gents stop in for a rest, and to visit the Simpson estate. Beullah tells about her breakup with Alfie's rival. Might things be looking up for him?

With the exersize of the long walk, and some working out on the Georgia plantation, the racehorse is shaping up fairly well. When rain clouds darken the sky, it looks like things are getting brighter for Alfie and he gets another big break for his horse.

Things take a wrong turn for Alfie's horse, but he manages to win the gal anyway. Broadway goes back to New York, but wait. The story isn't over, and Broadway will tell you about it in the final act of the story when he again meets up with Alfie. If you also want to know what happens with good old Alphie, just listen in for all the dramatic details.

Bonus track:
Sorry, none today. Keith is too long winded, but there are some imprtnt, and cool developments in the world of OTR, and happenings with the home page.

Fans of Lum and Abner will enjoy the new comic strip, produced by Donald Pitchford. You dan enjoy the comic strip, and even the audio clip that presents the comic in drmatic style, complete with sound affects and background music.

Visit the Lum and Abner page on First Arkansas News.

For the audio clip, look for the link on that page that says, "Listen". If you like the new comic strip, make sure you leave a comment on the First Arkansas News page, write to Donald Pitchford, and tell them you heard about from the Retro Radio Podcast.

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Damen Runyon - It Comes Up Mud. 490731. (retro331).