Today's story is about what happens when government goes wrong. Though he is well intended, and proud to hold several offices in his county, Zeke is thought to be a little power hungry. To get some much needed work done for the county roads, he enforces a law that mandates citizens to be drafted away from their farms to work for the county. Not a bad law, it serves a purpose, but it soon gets out of hand when the farmers have been totally drafted away from their farm work to do work on the personal property of the county official. Zeke is also caught reading the mail of others, and generally doing as he pleases. If the farmers have been working for the county for a solid month, how can they get any work done with their crops?

Word of the county activity has reached the ears of the Lone Ranger, and now he's on his way. How will our masked hero see that justice is served? At least he plans to force Zeke to pay for the labors of his work crew, but I'll bet it won't stop there. Though the Lone Ranger is at first believed to be an outlaw, he makes short work of turning the tables on old Zeke, and exposing the extent of his crimes with the mail, and abusing county laws. It's the knowledge of the proper use of the law that arms the Lone Ranger against Zeke. Zeke manages to escape jail, but the justice of the local society is still carried out.

Bonus Track:
Tune Wranglers. Honey Won't You Follow Me.

PS: Though there are a lot of people who complain about our government, it hasn't reached the invasiveness of old Zeke, forcing labor without wages, censoring mail, creating laws that serve only himself, and offering no protection for the people. However, no matter how good our laws are, and the rights set forth in our Constitution, all it would take is for a few bad leaders to twist laws for their own purpose. There's a lesson to be learned in today's show, but we are our own Lone Rangers, and all it takes is for we, the people, to take a stand on election day to vote. Also in writing our Congressmen and Representatives about issues that concern us we're doing our civic duty. Be politically active and responsible.

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Get ready for a show that's all music. In honor of Spring time, my Retrobot, Tom, has put together this presentation that he wants to share. Enjoy.

Playlist:

1. Eddy Duchen - 1935 - Cheek To Cheek, vocals by Lou Sherwood. 3:22

2. the Hillbilly Boys - The Old Spring Of Love. 2:45

3. Light Crust Doughboys - When The Moon Shines On the Mississippi Valley. 2:46

4. Minnie Pearl - 1949 Spring Has Sprung. 3:50

5. The Arkansas Travelers - When The Red Red Robin Comes Bob Bob Bobbing Along, 1923. (i) 2:49

6. Glenn Miller - The Moon Is A Silver Dollar, Marian Hutton. 3:01

7. Benny Goodman - Santa Claus Came In The Spring. 3:03

8. Connie Haines - 440224 Spring Will Be A Little Late This Year. 1:56

9. Artie Shaw - A Pretty Girl Is Like A Melody. (i) 2:45

10. Ida James with the King Cole Trio - 1943 Knock Me A Kiss. 2:51

11. Raymona Myers - 1935 - I Can't Give You Anything But Love. 2:51

12. Ben Selvin - 1929 - Carolina Moon. 3:18

    Genny Simms - 1943 - Somebody Loves Me. 2:34
    

PS: Hey, sorry about the wierd start to the show, and it ran a little long, but I thought it was time to try something a little different than usual and get a podcast up before the month was over.

Also, I want to point out the song by Ida James. It's not a typo. Someone had pointed out to me that her name should be spelled Etta. You would be correct if she were the popular blues singer who recently passed away, but at the time of this recording, Etta James would have only been 5 years old. In the 1940's, Ida James was a full grown woman, and sang many songs with the King Cole Trio. She was a favorite of those in the military during World War 2, and definitely had an amazing voice that secured her career in jazz.

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A special production where Keith holds a roundtable style discussion on Vic and Sade. Participants are Sara Cole, a fan of old time radio, and Jimbo Mason from the Crazy World of Vic and Sade. Jim operates several blogs that he llinks to from the Crazy World site, and Sara is a blogger as well, check out what she has to say at Old Zorah's Pew.

We talk about how we came to find Vic and Sade, and a little of how we each became fans of old time radio dramas. Also the exceptional staying power of shows on the radio, some spanning decades, compared to TV shows which seem to only last a handful of years at best.

Most often even a short run series has a team of writers in the creative staff, where Paul Rhimer was the sole writer for Vic and Sade. We discuss what some of his writing style included, and the humor he incorporated into the show. Personality traits of Sade, Vic, and uncle Fletcher are touched on, along with their sometimes extreme behavior. Though they can be obsessive, or backwards, they are still so normal in their behavior.

In the Elkskin Shoelaces 440607, we find Sade taking a short break from her housework, enjoying the quiet day, and the warm sunshine. She offers a listening ear when Uncle Fletcher arrives with a serious problem. He's having his elkskin shoelaces replaced, a feat that seems to border on wrestling aligators, milking rattlesnakes, or juggling nitro glicerine, or some other dangerous deed that requires a delicate balance of hazards and finesse.

In the Lunges are Coming 440609, Sade gets a postcard with word that guests are going to stop by. She has only a matter of hours, maybe only minutes before they arrive. Enlisting the napping Vic, and Russel into house cleaning chores of all kinds, Sade is determined to not be caught slacking in presenting a spotless house. To make matters more extreme, all the hustle and bustle is for people they don't even know, and won't be there for more than a few minutes. Gotta keep up appearances, doncha know.

Bonus Tracks:
None today, the roundtable lasts for roughly 30 minutes, followed by the two episodes of our heros, Vic and Sade which combine for roughly another 30 minutes. Long, but worth giving a listen.

PS: if you would like to participate in a future roundtable discussion, all you have to do is drop me a line. Use the email form on my Contact Page, and I'll give you all the details. The conference call is done through Skype, so if you're on Skype it won't be any trouble at all. If you're not on Skype, it's still no problem, and easy to do.

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Larry is a rancher's son who is trapped into taking the blame for the murder of the Marshall. The rustlers who did the killing blackmail him into paying them off to keep things quiet. Later in the stormy night, the Marshall's body is found by the Lone Ranger, Tonto, and Dan Reed.

We learn more about Larry and the weight his guilt is forcing on him. His aging rancher father carved out his fortune in cattle the hard way, and his best hope is that Larry will turn out to be as hard working, respectable, and responsible as he had been. How can Larry ever come clean to his dad about the murder that he has become entangled in?

As Larry and his dad ride the range, going afrter the rustlers, the elder rancher mistakes the Lone Ranger for the bandits. When the air is cleared, Larry comes clean to the masked man, telling the truth about how he was set up. Can the Lone Ranger hjelp set things right? There's no reason to expect that Larry can get off, but Lone Ranger sees that the young rancher is earnest and sets out to do all he can to help.

Listen in to see how the tables are turned on our bandits, and Larry saves the day for his dad, and the stolen cattle.

Note: This episode is sometimes called, Sheriff's Son, and was posted here Lone Ranger – Sheriffs Son. 430419 where you can listen without my opening comments.

Bonus Track:
Lots of comments from Keith.
Part of an interview of Chuck Schaden talking with Dick Beal, the voice of Dan Reed and many others. 98-10-23.

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In order to recieve his inheritance, George has to go back to college. He feels uncomfortable on the campus with all those young kids. Gracie and Bill Goodwin try to butter him up, and boost his confidence. When a classmate pops in, he and Gracie seem to hit it off and swap some jive talk.

With George gone, Gracie talks to bandleader, Meredeth Willson about a better idea to keep George motivated. What he needs is someone more his own age to hang out with. Jack Benny is the perfect man to go to and ask.

Turning on her charms, Gracie sweet talks Jack. Will she convince Jack to go back to college? Improving his mind, enjoying sports, hanging out with pretty girls... I think she has him hooked, especially when she offers to pay Jack's tuition, room and board.

Later, Gracie sees a marked improvement in George's grades and attitude since his best friend is in school with him. Just how well are the older gents going in class? Um... let's just say the school is making a lot of money on these two.

We learn that a popularity contest is in the making at school. It all hinges on winning the coed vote. Wanting to see George win it, Gracie tries her hand at campaigning to a Southern gal on campus. Will her convenient lies do the trick? Or will Jack be able to counteract the damage? A tallent contest might sway the contest. To duel it out George sings, and Jack plays his violin.

Get ready for some Gracie style sabotage as Sugarthroat Burns faces off with Jack's violin. In the end they put together a comic duo to highlight their skills. Also a little battle of sponsor plugging.

PS: Listeners might recognize the young coed as Leila Ransom from the Gildersleeves show.

It also occurs to me that at this time in history, the war was over, and troops were beginning to return home. Many would soon be using the newly created GI Bill to return to school where they would also be older than the typical college student. Just not as old as George and Jack.

Bonus Tracks:
Bing Crosby and the Andrews Sisters. 1945. Accentuate the Positive.
Connie Haines. 1945. I'm Gonna See My Baby.

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To be clear, this is just the audio track from the TV show, and I edited it down to trim off some of the opening, closing, and a few moments where the audio didn't have much going on due to the use of sight gags, and didn't convey well to an audio format.

Fortunately, if you would like to see the entire, unedited version, just google the show title, or search for it directly on youtube.com. It's free, and you'll probably find a few dozen other of Jack's shows from television there as well.

In the clips I offer, we find Rochester having to account for his whereabouts while he and Jack were vacationing on Hawaii. Then onboard ship, Jack has a run in with his fellow shipmates, thinking a celebrity is being interviewed onboard. Later he falls asleep to dream of Marilyn Monroe. She flirts with him, and even sings to him before reality sets in again.

Bonus tracks:
Bing Crosby. 1953. Changing Partners.
Cab Calloway. 1953. I'll Get By.

The patern of this children's show is to have an adventure drama, followed bysilliness from Smilin Ed McConnel and his friends. All throughout, commercial breaks for the sponsor are worked in, and promotions for kiddies to pick up one of Smiling Ed's comic books at their local Buster Brown shoe store.

The drama begins when kids are sneaking into Moe's melon field, and creating problems. It's enough to make him mad enough to grab his shot gun and let them have it. And I don't mean by giving it to them as a present. Say it ain't so Moe! Will the sheriff do anything to stop the thieves, and soothe Moes emotions.

Moe decides to get an Army trained, vicious guard dog. Listen in for the night time thriller when the dog goes wild, and tears the prowlers to pieces. Or does he? The kids manage to outsmart old Moe, but you'll want to listen in to see how they do it.

With a lesson taught to Moe, it's time for Smiling Ed to return to sing with his friends. Squeaky the Mouse plays a soft and pretty tune on his music box. Joined by his cowboy buddy, Ed sings, Ragtime Cowboy Joe. Froggie thumps his magic twanger, and appears to toss a wrench into the works as Alkalai Pete, the cowboy tries to tell his story.

The fun's all done, so Ed shares a little about what's in store for next week, and don't forget to go to church and Sunday School tomorrow.

Bonus Track:
None today, Keith talks a little about the show, and Smiling Ed.

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Groucho meets the contestants and asks the questions that might earn one pair of them the big money.

• First up is a bachelor and a spinster. Listen to the fun as Groucho plays matchmaker.
  
• A butler and a housewife are next. Find out what a real butler does on his job. How does that compare to the life of the housewife?
  
• A lady from the French Consolate is paired with a sight seeing bus driver. Groucho grils them on their occupations, and shows off his language skils in French, and talks about some of the celebrities on the tour line.

will someone say the secret word? It's wordth a quick $100

Bonus Track:
Peggy Lee and Bing Crosby. 1950. Sunshine Cake.

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This was originally a television production from the Kraft Music Hall, but being an audio podcast, here's the sound track of it. With the nature of the roast, it still works well since the comedy doesn't rely on sight gags. Among the star studded presenters are: Milton Berle, George Burns, Dennis Day, Phil Harris, Ed Sullivan, and Johnny Carson. At the time, Spiro Agnew was Vice President, and gets the jokes started.

Johnny Carson is the Roast Master who moves the activity along. Topics through the show include military service, taxes and finance, being oldPhil Harris and Dennis Day share some inside secrets about working with Jack. Especially how he formed their characters.

Milton takes time to tease the other panelists before casting his attentions towards Jack. There's a racy mention leaning towards homosexuality, but Jack adlibs right back. More of Jack's oldest friends put in their jokes and tributes as they tell of Jack's early years. Of course, take it with a grain of salt since the mix of facts and humor is designed for laughs, not for truth.

It takes a really close, and long time friend like George Burns to get in the best laughs. And he does. George shares a few classic moments in trying to make Jack laugh with some of the pranks he has pulled on him. Stand by though, Jack gets in his own classic come backs.

Bonus Track:
Keith responds to a listener's comment, and gives a quick history of the Friars Club.

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Jack Benny opens the show with a lament that he is misunderstood as a world class violinist. Elsewhere, George practices a few bars of song, and laments that the world doesn't recognize his amazing tallent. Why won't people take their musical tallent seriously? Gracie gets the idea that if George and Jack disguise themselves as gypsies, they might get somewhere. Can George talk his buddy into the gypsy routine?

With disguises on hand, the musical duo set out to find a gypsy tea room who will let them practice their craft. There's definitely lots of attempts at violin playing, and Sugarthroat Burns warbling his croons as hed and Jack set each other up for jokes.

News of the big gypsy concert draws the attention of the press, and Gracie feeds the reporter a line about the fake gypsy brothers. It's looking like the concert has backers, and is all set to go. Right after Jack gets involved with the commercial, and some cross promotion goes on.

A difference of opinion over which one will be the star causes some trouble. Who will end up with top billing? Will the rift threaten to destroy the act before they make it to their first appearance?

Note: Appearances are made by Mel Blanc, Meredeth Willson, and Gale Gordon.

Bonus Track:
Groucho Marx gives a short tribute to Jack and his violin. If you could call it that.

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The Sealtest show ran for just one season, and starred Dorothy Lamour. Today, Jack Benny is the comedy guest.

Dorothy introduces her guests, she typically had a dramatic actoor, and a comedian. Her opening brings the guests together for some casual chatter. In this case she talks about being in a film with Jack Benny. After a commercial, there's time for a song. Dorothy sings, Buttons and Bows.

George Murphey acts with Dorothy in a humorous short drama about doing Christmas shopping. We learn the big spender isn't who we are led to believe, but Dorothy has some decisions to make. Will ther be a happy Christmas for her?

Dorothy sings, Slow Boat to China. After the commercial she follows it up with, For You.

These days, Jack Benny has been trying his hand at directing. His first film, Lucky Stiff, featured Dorothy, and a stage is set up for a behind the scenes look at what went on in the prodjuction offices.

Bonus Track:
Jack Benny and Robert Taylor play a duet. Might Like a Rose.

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From a record collection produced sometime in the early 1970's, containing a total of 6 disks, here's a few that feature Jack Benny as he presents a mix of his personal favorite moments from radio, and some hand picked selections from the producers and the stars themselves. If you're interested in finding out more on how to get this excellent collection for yourself, and listening to the other clips on it, visit my contact page, and drop me an email.

Jack introduces moments from the Bing Crosby program, Fred Allen, and Fibber McGee and Molly. He presents some of his favorite performers, and introduces today's television watcher to a world of imagination where you are in control, and the theater in your mind that blows away the best produced, high definition televisions on the market today. Jack recollects catch phrases of a bygone time that have come into the English language, and a few still linger, or can be heard from time to time. Listeners will definitely recognize a few voices of characters who got their start in radio, but have shown up in cartoons through the years, but with different character names. I'm thinking in particular of Senator Claghorn, and Wallace Wimple.

In a final look at Fred Allen and Jack Benny, we get a chance to put our theater of the mind to work as we imagine the imagery that takes place on stage... or do we have to try all that hard? I mean, the thing that happens on stage didn't really happen. Or did it?

Bonus Track:
Hey, the whole show was a nonstop series of bonus tracks. Listen and enjoy.

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Our Jack Benny month continues with an unexpected salute from his arch rival, Fred Allen. In 1941, Fred dedicated his entire show to salute Jack Benny's tenth year on the radio. Though Jack would have made his first appearance on the air waves in 1931, it was as a guest appearance on the Ed Sullivan show. Jack wouldn't have his own show until the following year.

To the surprise of his cast members, Fred startes right off with featuring Jack Benny in his News of the Week spot. Fred looks at a few current events in the year Jack hit radio. Who was president? Who was governor? What were the top sports teams and news events? What other notable events are remembered for 1931? The Empire State building, cellophane, and zippers are all mentioned. Kenny Baker sings, Because of You.

Al Goodman plays a musical interlude to transition to the next segment of the show. Portland and Kenny join Fred in his salute, and are ready to do their part. Fred has the mayor of Waukegan, Bitey Talcott to talk about Waukegan's pride and joy, and claim to International fame. Win Murray sings, Romantic
Guy I.

Continuing his salute to Jack Benny, Fred welcomes Amos and Andy. They all visit the lodge hall and include the Kingfish in celebrating that star of the Jello program, Rochester. Kenny sings, On Wings of Song.

Fred presents a cavalcade. The Highlights of a Lowlife, or Benny Marches On. In his own way, Fred shares some background on Jack''s cast. Don Wilson's birth, some background behind Phil harris, a look at Mary in the May Company. We even see why Kenny Baker left the show for Fred, and how Dennis joined on. Fred examines Jack's movie career.Through it all, Kenny, Al, and even Portland see that Jack is being misused as the object of Fred's attentions. But in his own way, Fred has offered Jack a sort of a tribute.

Bonus Tracks:
None today.

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In Jack's home, Don visits Rochester and we learn about Jack taking Mary out to the movies. They have jjust seen It's a Wonderful Life, but Jack finds it hard to believe that an angel could make it so a person was never born. What would life be like for the cast if Jack were never born?

At home, Jack finds a stranger in his house. It's Victor Moore, the angel from the film Jack just went to see. The angel is on a mission and Jack learns that he has no butler, but that's only the beginning.

He learns that Mary still works for the May Company, Dennis Day works for Fred Allen, and a voice impersonater standing in for Fred is pleased to meet Jack because there has never been a feud between them. Don and the Sportsmen run a tobacco plantation. (Hey, they had to work in the sponsor in here somewhere). Phil Harris still works in his nightclub. Isn't there anybody who can help Jack prove that he was really born?

In the end, Jack gets his life back, and for better or worse, the cast are restored to their place in life with him.

Bonus Track:
Jack Benny. 1937. Jack complains about Fred Allen and defends his violin playing.

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The Jack Benny month celebration continues with another montage of his famous western series of sketches, Buck Benny.

The first segment is from December 13, 1936, and finds Buck Benny and his old cow hands keeping the peace. Andy Devine joiins the fun as a sheriff who is Bucks friendly rival. Old Gravel Throat pitches in and helps Buck corner Cactus Face in a theater. But will the slippery bandit be caught? You don't have to wait until next week, just stay tuned to the next segment.

Our next segment comes from December 27, 1936, and Buck partakes in New Years celebrations with his old cowhands. There's some references to Buck's Christmas celebration, and his gifts (and re-gifting) of mufflers. Mary and Phil sing a festive song, Sing Baby Sing. Don plugs the sponsor, of course, but the real fun comes when Andy joins the musical fun to ring in the New Year. But what about the dreaded cattle rustler, Cactus Face Elmer? Buck will have to ride into next week to continue the saga.

On January 3, 1937 we find Buck Benny and his horse layed up in the hospital after a fall in their pursuit of Cactus Face. Jokes about doctors, and medical misadventures are mixed into the western saga. But when Cactus Face crosses paths, Buck springs into action. As an intermission, we get a tiny look at the beginning of the famous
Benny Allen feud.

Before the final clip, we look at another bit from the episode from January 10, 1937. It involves a soft spoken, ficticious character named Buckingham Benny who complains about the use of his name on the show. It plays a -part in running gags through the Buck Benny adventure. Buck and his gal Daisy are joined by her pappy when sheriff Andy Devine reports a sighting of Cactus Face. It's off to a haunted hotel in another try at bringing backthe rustler.

Don't worry, Cactus Face is safe for now, but it only means more Buck Benny adventures in the future.

Bonus Tracks:
None today, just an assortment of classic Jack Benny shorts, and a few comments mixed in from Keith.

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Another installment in Jack Benny month from an hour long show featuring Robert Taylor, Frank Morgan, and others.

Features regular, Frank Morgan, bragging about his musical ability. Meredeth Willson performs, Whistle While You Work. Baby Snooks does a sketch about telling time and daddy shaving.

Jack Benny appears after having Robert Taylor on his show the previous Sunday. Jack and Robert relive a few moments,and talk about the respect that the show host commands. On Jack's show, Robert came onboard to give some tips on acting. Today, Jack gives Robert tips on improving the comedy on the Good News program. The overly helpful Jack begins to annoy Robert. Tenor Alan Jones sings, My Heaven on Earth.

Jack continues offering his professional advice, but he goes past comedy, and tryes to tell the band what to perform. Meredeth Willson plays, Rosalie.

Frank Morgan is back to talk about a Turkish bath, and his athletic ability. Jack jokes about who the top comedian in the nation is, and the band plays into the mid show commercial and station break.

To start the second half of the show, Jack is still at his improvements. Maureen O’Sullivan gets in on a few of the jokes, but Robert Taylor is losing his cool. After kudos are given for the latest film Robert was in with maureen, A Yank at Oxford, jack tries to get in a violin solo. Meredeth Willson cuts him off with a song.

A drama short written just for the show is performed. An Epilog to Love, about a blind woman who is comforted by an old flame who she doesn’t know is also blind. Alan Jones sings, Falling in Love With Someone.

The cast have been annoyed by Jack and under the premise of meeting Myrna Loy, Meredeth sends Jack to Fanny Brice’s dressing room, where they do a comedy bit. After a little adlibbing, and invoking the name of Fred Allen, Jack gets back to the script.

Next, and to wrap up the show is the Concert Hall feature with, Cellies SerenadeRobert gives some closing words with a little help from Jack.

Note: To hear for yourself what went on on Jack's show, visit: Jack Benny – Robert Taylor Plays Cello. 380213. Once there, you can either download the file, or listen online.

Bonus Trqack:
None today, it's a long show, and packed with plenty of variety. Music, comedy, and drama.

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A special salute to honor Jack Benny month. Watch for more special features through the month of February, the month of Jack Benny's birthday.

In today's show, I look at the first three times that Buck Benny made his appearance. The sketch would appear for months to come, and was so popular that eventually a full length movie would be made about the characters.

In the first clip, Buck begins his chase after the elusive Cactus Face. However, the bandit never quite gets caught, and Kenny Baker's anticzs interupt the show. It's all part of an earlier gag in the episode that mentions that this is also Kenny's first anniversary with the show.

In the second clip, the saga continues as Buck proves that he's the toughest man around. We begin to get a closer look at the characters. Daisy, Buck's girlfriend, and her drunken dad played by Phil, for a couple examples. Everything that happens is nothing more than a set up for a punchline. Not to mention the sponsor's product gets in on the comedy as well. As usual, running gags from earlier in the show carry over. In this one it has to do with Phil's being late and his giggling stand in, played by Mel Blank appears, and a phone call for comes from Ginger Rogers.

The final clip finds Buck still on the trail of the cattle rustling
Cactus Face. Buck leaves his love interest, Daisy, to face off with the bandit in the salloon. Uh-oh, while Don pitches the sponsor, Cactus Face makes a hasty get away.

Bonus Tracks:
None today, just keeping this short.

Trivia: In Jack's first 4 years on the air, he had 4 sponsors. He insisted on doing comedy commercials in the shows, and despite listeners writing in to say they loved the humorous ads, the sponsors all wanted their ads to be serious. Jello agreed to let Jack use humor, and the relationship between Jello and Jack was a long one, ending only during World War 2.

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There's a missing rope of jewels, and the Fat man is on the case. Kitty is thought to have them, and she could be in danger when her former boyfriend, Jack Kelley, is being released from prison. The reference to a peacock is mentioned, but what does it mean?

After discovering a body, the Fat man goes to question Kitty. She's not so innocent, but she doesn't know where the jewels are. Is the hard talking woman behind the murder? Maybe there'll be something to find at the old gangster hideout at a peacock farm?

Enough clues have been gathered for the Fat man to form some ideas, and with his police detective friend, they make a beeline to locate those jewels. Have you figured it out yet? There could be a rising body count if this mystery isn't solved quicly. Don't worry, the truth comes out, and justice is served up the hard way.

Bonus Track:
Spike Jones with Doodles Weaver. 1948. Chicago.

Note: First of all, when I recorded this, there were no clicks in the audio. During one of my many software crashes as I put this together, it has inserted a few clicks and pops to the beginning part of the podcast. It clears up after the first 5 minutes or so.

In my introduction to the episode I mention a few other great OTR sites. Here's a few links to check out.

1. Lum and Abner Society
   
2. The Lum and Abner Comic Strip. Lum and Abner | First Arkansas News (FAN) - reporting from across the Natural State.
   
3. The international Jack Benny Fan Club. (jackbenny.org)
   
4. the IJBFC on Facebook.
   
5. The Crazy World of Vic and Sade.
   

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During World War 2, an officer and his jeep driver race to their post with important messages. We learn that despite their differences in background, education, and place in life, both officer and enlisted man have a fondness for the stars. Their suspenseful ride through the European countryside comes to an abrupt stop when a landmine sends their vehicle to jeep heaven.

Though they have a moment to reflect on the starry sky, dangers aren't over, and before you know it our two soldier find themselves taking flight to those stars along with their jeep. Are they really dead? Is this a new kind of adventure?

Along the way they are joined by another traveller, but in the end they don't all make it back alive.

Bonus Track:
Abbott and Costello. Reading Contest between Lou, Ken, and Verna Felton.

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A repodcast of a Bigband Serenade episode, produced by Dennis Humphrey back in 2005. I make a few comments before playing the episode in it's entirety as it appeared on the Bigband Serenade podcast. If you enjoy the work of Dennis, I even left in his sponsor ad which he is still participating in, so take part in his offer. He'll appreciate you for doing it.

Dennis introduces bigband leader, Henry Bassey, and shares a 1935 live band remote. Songs you'll hear include:

1. Rose Room.
   
2. Carl Grayson sings, On a Cloud.
   
3. The Continental.
   
4. Lynn Karnes sings, Honeysuckle Rose.
   
5. Haunting Blues.
   
6. Marian Holmes sings, Here Comes Cookie.
   
7. Sidewalks of Cuba.
   

   Notes and observations: Rose Room was the theme song that Phil Harris used in his Coconut Grove days. Before he was made part of the Jack Benny program in 1936. I didn't realize the Continental was as old as this. I'm used to hearing Glenn Miller or Benny Goodman's version from5 to 10 years later. Honeysuckle Rose was already an oldie even in 1935, and a music standard by the era of World War 2, and you hear it often in musical programs like Jubilee or Command Performance. Jazzed up, or spoofed up, but rarely done straight like it is here.

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In considering a new car, the language that Dagwood uses to describe the new Fords has Blondie worried about another woman. Later she talks with the boss's wife, Mrs Dithers about the car shopping. The gals have new fur coats in mind as they go on their own shopping trip. Sounds like there could be some conflicts as the sexes battle it out.

Which will it be, a new car, or a new fur? They both cost about the same? Dagwood needs to sell his old car first to get the money he wants to make a cash deal. Listen as the salesman lays on his sweet talking sales pitch. Is Dagwood as good of a haggler as he thinks? He lets his boss do some string pulling, but I'm not so sure that's a good idea.

There are some swindles afoot, but Blondie just might hold a trump card to win back their car, and get that fur coat for Mrs Dithers. it'll all make more sense when you listen in and enjoy the comic turn arounds for yourself.

Note: Herbie is played by Frank Nelson, and Baby Snooks daddy, Hanley Stafford, is the voice of Mr Dithers. .

Bonus Track:
Phil Harris. 1948. Phil's band rehearsal with his harpist.

Plus, the bots take over the show for the day. They always get along so well together, I know there won't be any problems. Um... maybe? I left them a script. Man, I hope they won't mess it up.

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Bud gives Lou a hard time about his wierd family, the jobs they have, and their general quirky nature. Lou tells about a new invention his uncle Mike created to catch mice. Lou tells about being rejected by his draft board,

The guys head to the department store for fun and frustrations. sAs we find Lou in ladies underwear, we also learn how to get down off a ducks back... Or is it down off an elephant?

Bud finds out more about Lou's accident prone family, and the odd fashions that Lou's family wear. Professor Mellonhead joins the fun to pick on Lou and swap the one liners as he acts as the store's tailor.

Bonus Tracks:
Benny Carter. 1944. Sweet Georgia Brown.
Connie Haines. 1944. San Fernando Valley.

PS:
This show doesn't have a date for it, at least I couldn't find one. It's from one of the later seasons. I would guess from 1948 or 49. It also features Mel Blanc for some of the voices.

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A series of pilot shows were made for the Rochester Show. It was proposed to run daily as a 15 minute show. Though there is a sponsor mentioned, it isn't likely it ever made it to the airwaves. The premis of the show is about Rochester's life when he isn't being Jack Benny's valet.

Today, Rochester is trying to find a way to earn a little extra money. When he stops in at the cigar shop, Rochester gets roped into a get rich scheme by his friend Willie.

Willie has a female friend that he wants help with to get her into pictures. Can Rochester get Jack Benny to give Trudy Watson a look? From the reactions, she's got what it takes, but we'll need to tun in next time to find out if she can break into the biz.

In the second audition:

Rochester is in a bind for money, and his friend Willie has talked him into being an agent for an attractive female friend. The landlady hounds Rochester for his rent as he tries to promote his prospective starlet with Willie.

Down at the pawn shop, Willie cash in some property to invest. Rochester gets worried when the property they pawned doesn't belong to them. Maybe Rochester can pull some strings with Jack Benny to open some doors? It could work, but it depends on how much weight Jack can throw around at the studios.

Bonus Tracks:
Tony Martin. 1954. Blues in the Night.
Buck Benny. Offers some special commentary and insight to the show, and spinoffs.

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After the initial joking about the housing shortage, and a song by Anita Ellis, the comedy sketches begin.

War Brides, featuring J Newton Numbskull as he goes home to his young brides family to meet them for the first time. To transition, David Rose plays, Sweet Embraceable You.

Politeness Pays Dividends. Junior the Mean Little Kid gives his grandma, Verna Felton, a hard time as he digs himself deeper into trouble.

PS: Red Skelton was a well known comedian, movie and radio actor. I first knew about Red Skelton from his TV show that aired through the 1960's. He got his start, like many stars of his era, in Vaudeville. His shows were a collection of short sketches, injected with music and monologues. My computer hosts make some good points about advertising and show sponsorship. Most products offered back then are no longer available today, though some of the companies are still around with newer products in their product line ups.

Ads are left in the shows for entertainment purposes, and the usage of them are not necessarily endorsed by the Retro Radio Podcast. Enjoy the show and don't forget to tell your friends about the podcast.

Bonus Track:
None today, just listen to the old retrobots that used to host the show. Wierd. This was pulled from the Retro Archives from it's original published date: 20 Jul, 2007

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Host, Art Linkletter plays a guessing game with the audience. A random contestant picked from the studio audience has to guess the age of a woman in the audience.

Next,
Art claims to have a lie detector. It's a gadget that is operated by a double crossing audience member who sets up a friend. A couple who are about to be married are about to be grilled with embarrassing questions. It's all to see how funny people can be, and to teach a lesson that couples about to be married should tell the truth to each other. Old flames, debts, and more. For being good sports, Art presents some nice prizes.

Art recaps a stunt from the last show. A couple of college students tell about their trip to the leaning tower of Pesa. What were they supposed to do? Just reenact a science experiment of Galileo, but dropping things from the tower is illegal. These days, i don't think they even let people climb to the top of it anymore.

Puppy love is the theme for the last part of the show, and a young junior high school boy is put on the spot. We get to be witness to the boy asking a girl out on a date for the first time. I get the feeling that his experience will be sabotaged by the show. He is challenged to make the date with 90 seconds on the clock. Cute, and despite the tense moments the young couple are awarded some nice prizes.

Bonus Track:
Warren Smith. 1956. Red Cadillac.

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If I had to guess, the date on this one is late in the series. It's a 15 minute show so it is in the mid 1950's. Fibber talks with Molly about a speech that he is to make. The Old Timer pops in to tell a little about his girlfriend Bessie, and about radio quiz shows.

Fibber digs out old newspaper clippings to use for his speech that he's supposed to deliver. Hebrags about his medals and mementos from his service in the first World War. Maybe Fibbers high school awards could add substance to the speech. Doc Gamble visits to do some verbal sparring with McGee. Then a woman called Mrs Calllahan arrives to hear about the speech situation. What's it all about? Listen in and see.

Bonus Track:
Load it up with Christmas tunes. Maybe let the bots do their Amos and Andy script.

Bonus Track:
A special Retrobot presentation: the Amos and Andy show - Andys Excuses, 301227.

PS If you enjoy the special presentation from the Mighty Retro Art Players, email me and let me know.,/a> If you hate the special, email me and let me know that too.,/a> Watch for more in the future when I can squeeze them in.

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The same as the pilot show, but this is a reproduction of that script, with Ronald and Bonita Coleman to kick off the series.

Ivy is a typical small college that might be located any where in America. Today the board of regents meets to debate whether Mr Hall should be reappointed as president.

In the home of the Halls, we find them nervously awaiting the decision. We catch a glimpse of the personalities of Dr and Mrs Hall through their casual conversation. Mr Hall is capable enough, and we see a little of the popularity that Mrs Hall has among students. Especially when she tutors one in the art of dancing. Both are passionate in their own ways to the school, and the students.

Flashback mode kicks in, and we learn how the Halls met. He was on sabatical to England, and fell in love with an actress on the stage. After the introduction to the background of the Halls, and discovering how college presidents feel about their stodgy fellow faculty leaders, the tension and frustrations of the wait are over.

Bonus Track:
None today, just Keith sharing a few updates that go on for too long for the fun stuff. Almost.

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To open the show, Bob jokes about various TV related topics. TV sets, antennae, programs, and sponsors. The scene changes to spy on Bob at the movie studio, where he goes about his typical day making a film with Dorothy Lamour. Jokes range from make up, to love scenes. And of course Bing Crosby gets picked on.

Peggy Lee is on hand to sing, Be Anything but Be Mine. Bob shifts into a sketch where he is a vicious sea captain. Then Bob puts on a Scottish accent to pretend to be atight wad who wants to get married. A quick spoof of the film, Death of a Salesman is put on.

As a finale, Bob heads to an old time salloon where Peggy Lee is a dancing girl. The two put on a song and dance number.

Bonus Track:
The Irish Tenors. Hark the Herald Angels Sing.
Lum and Abner. As part of a 1946 Special, Night Before Christmas.

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A 9 year old boy is missing, and foul play is suspected. Joe Friday is working the Homacide department with partner, Frank Smith when he gets the call. After a stop at the crime lab, the cops hit the trail in looking for clues. When a neighborhood search is organized, only a patch of blood stains can be found.

Mom seems to think her boy could be going through a phase of independence, and is just playing harmlessly somewhere. That still doesn't mean she isn't worried. When Joe suspects that guns are involved, a Christmas present is found missing, a .22 calibre rifle.

Details keep unfolding, and the matter goes from bad to worse. The boy is found, and his story of his rifle puts a damper on any Christmas cheer. A story of safety, and appropriate gifts for kids.

Note: Guns and weapons aren't known as deadly force for no reason. Guns aren't toys, and need to be handled with responsibility. The irreversible deadly consequences can't be undone. . In other words, it's OK to play dead, but when you're dead for real, you're dead forever.

This episode was a recurring Christmas show, and ran a few times at other times in the year. Rather than being transcribed, and reran, it was done as a new production each time, and simply used the same script. It serves as a reminder that not all Christmas stories end happily.

Bonus Track:
Solomon Keal - Angels We Have Heard On High.

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Includes Eve Arden, and Harry James. Danny tries to overcome a cigarette addiction, then Eve Arden points him to reading fan mail. with jokes aside Harry James an his orchestra perform, I'm Beginning to See the Light.

To answer the burning question, "who is Danny Kaye?" the cast put on the drama, The Life of Danny Kaye. A couple storks complain as they approach the hospital for their deliveries. The little problem child grows, and is now a problem child in school. with Eave Arden as teacher, the cast all play unruly tots. There lessons break down into a jazzy school time number.

Next we take a look at the dating life of Danny Kaye. Danny found his real love in show business, a scene which manages to sneak in a commercial. Forging ahead, Danny finds himself on Broadway... heckeling from the audience.

Arriving to his recent life, Danny has made it to Hollywood to appear in the film, Up in Arms. He now presents a spoofed up clip from it, singing and joking as he goes. In a serious closing moment, Danny makes an appeal to send letters to servicemen and women serving overseas.

Bonus Track:
Al Jolsen. 1948. White Christmas.

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Macie is a working girl in Brooklyn, and Eddie is her boyfriend who is working to earn enough money for them to get married. They're on the outs today, but Merton, a nerdy guy with a thing for Macie is on hand to tell Macie about his dream. Do his dreams really come true? They seem to. What things will Merton dream about? How about Horse races, and stock markets. Macie, Eddie, and the land lady all try to play it off, but might this be their chance to win big and make some money?

All the friends toss caution to the win, and try to use Merton's new found gift to their advantage To get his creative, psychic juices flowing, they all pamper Mert, and even take him to a doctor, Frank Nelson, to see what can be done scientifically. In pampering their ticket to a payoff, they over do it just a little, and Merton see's his big chance to put the moves on Macie. .

Merton's dream has a way of coming true, but not in the way the gang all hoped it would. You know how these things work out, nobody hits it big, and they all find themselves no better off than before. But hey, they had fun while the adventure lasted.

Bonus Track:
Anthony Harrison Orchestra, with vocals by Elizabeth Spencer. 1913. Silent Night.

PS: There's actually something of an added bonus if you stay tuned to the end. a bedtime message from the Great Gildersleeves to Leroy.

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At Jack's home in Beverly Hills, he is joined by Mary as he trims the tree. The tree is looking good, but Jack keeps getting himself electrocuted. Rochester gets the party treats ready, but Jack gets his historic knowledge mixed up. (A recent running gag on the show at the time). .

When a cop comes to the door, Jack has to explain his activity at the department store. In flashback mode, we get to eaves drop on the shopping trip. At least part of it. Phil's band plays, It Had to Be You.

Gifts are placed under the tree as the tree trimming fun continues. Even so, Jack still manages to get a shock from time to time. Phil arrives to compare notes on Christmas trees, and do some gift swapping. When the rest of the cast show up, it's time to get the party started. Even Andy Devine stops in.

The champagne flows freely as the cast share Christmas wishes. At this time, the war was still going on, and Jack shares a touching word for the troops. In the absence of Dennis Day who was in the Navy, Larry Stevens sings a medley of carols including, O Come All Ye Faithful, and Silent Night.

Bonus Tracks:
Mr Christmas. Leroy the Red Neck Reindeer.
Ernest Tubb. Blue Christmas.
The Hoo's from Hooville. Trim Up the Tree with Christmas Stuff.

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Edgar and Charlie joke about going to the beach, tides, and Charlie's antics. They also talk about the energy and perky nature of their guest, Betty Hutton. Edgar is afraid the energetic Betty will rub off on Charlie and be a bad influence. Ray Noble, and the rest of the cast join in for jokes geared to make fun of Charlie's wooden physique, and Edgars being on the hefty side. Mortimer Snerd has important news for Edgar. It's just awful news. If only Mortimer can remember it. Betty Hutton joins the fun to talk with Charlie about their date, and make an attempt to prove how refined Betty can be. will Edgar relent? The topic is sidetracked by a man trying to sell things. Edgar tries to hook Betty up with Ray instead. won't somebody date Betty? Mortimer is asked, but he's just to bashful. Commercials, and musical numbers are snipped.

Bonus Tracks.
Burl Ives. Happy Birthday Jesus, A Child's Prayer.
Abbott and Costello. 1945. A Christmas Fir.
Bing Crosby and the Andrews Sisters. Santa Claus is Coming to Town.

The scene opens with three old gents looking for a farm that lays East of town. With a little help from a star they get their bearings. Doc Miller has sent them out with groceries for the family in need. The family has faced hardship, and are forced to spend the wintery night in a barn.

The humble scene is described as Lum, Abner, and grandpap draw close to the barn. The details of the hardship of the family is described, and a charitable spirit is present as the gents all talk about extending their homes to the weary travellers.

At the barn, Doc Miller sheds some light as to how to help the carpenter out, and provide for the family with the baby being born tonight. The sentimental scene wraps up with a carol that goes hand in hand with the events of the night.

Bonus Tracks:
I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas.
Jot 'Em Down Journal. December 1984. The Strange Prophecy of Lum and Abner (Radio Guide Mar 28 1936).

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Helping Hands 4 the Blind
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PS: This is a short episode, but one with a touching message. It's no accident that it is full of parallel symbolisms to the Christmas story. Three men bringing gifts, a baby, son of a carpenter, born in a lowly place, following a star, a spirit of peace and goodwill, and more. It is said that Tuffy Goff and Chet Lauck wrote it in one setting just before it was due to be aired. No doubt they were familiar enough with the Christmas story to write a parallel story. The bonus track from the Jot 'Em Down Journal shares an extra eerie tie in to a modern Christmas story that they didn't even know about until later. The article also contains a little biographical information of how Tuffy and Chet got their start. Enjoy.

When Harriot tries her hand at making homemade jam, Ozzie gives her a hard time over it, since it's so cheap and easy now days to just pick up some at the store. You know what's going to happen, Ozzie will have his words of advice bounce back at him, and he'll be guilty of doing the same thing.

The turn around comes when Ozzie decides he can make ice cream at least as good as the stuff sold in his local ice cream parlor. With the help of his neighbor, Thorny, he discovers it isn't as simple as all that.

Long story short, Harriot tries to save the day and switches Ozzie's ice cream so the boys will have a successful party. Things take a complicated route when mix ups multiply. In the end though, the Nelsons learn that making home made treats isn't their skill, and swear off any more food preparation adventures.

Bonus Tracks:
Spike Jones, George Rock reads a fan club letter.
Louis Armstrong. Cool Yule.

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Red plays Richard Brown, a mousy bank teller who discovers his newly installed telephone once belonged to Isabelle. He becomes infatuated, and falls in love with the lady even without ever seeing her. His intrigue with the mysterious phone calls leads him into trouble with gangsters.

Will he survive the danger and rescue the fair Isabelle?

Bonus Track:
Abbott and Costello. 1944. Betting at the Racetrack.

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Riley discovers that after working the night shift, his family is out to all hours of the night. He figures the thing to do is keep tabs on when they leave, and when they come home. His bright idea of installing a timeclock has the family upset. Can you blame them?

Since Riley is notorious for not practicing what he preaches, it doesn't take long for his double standards in honesty to trickledown, and soon the kids, and mom are bypassing the clock, and covering for each other. Imagine Riley's shock at such treachery!

It all catches up with him though when Riley is pressured by his friends to sneak out of work early to go to a swanky nightclub. Even good buddy, Digger O'Dell enjoys the night out with the nightclubbers. You know that Peg will find out, and Riley gets a taste of his own medicine before the show is done.

Bonus Track:
Bob Hope. 1943. North African USO Trip.

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Based on a movie that was based on a book, here's Topper, a henpecked husband who has the added problem of being plagued by ghosts. Though he is feeling well, it's George the ghost who has a cold. With a pending visit from his mother inlaw, and since nobody can see the ghosts except for Topper, he takes advantage of partaking in some bed rest so he won't have to deal with the unwanted visitor.

The trouble with that plan is that his wife Malvina dotes on him, and insists that Topper sees a doctor. With the unusual presence of ghosts around, it adds an extra layer of confusion, and fun with the doc, as well as the rest of the household.

Bonus Track:
Sorry, none today.

A rocket returns from it's mission to the moon, and is only 24 hours from a safe landing. As the crew members of various ages discuss space travel technology, and their life philosophy, minor emergencies are handily evaded. The ship's doctor shares his pessimistic world view, and expectations that men can't handle the responsibility of nuclear technology. That's just crazy talk! Men have just walked on the mooon, there shouldn't be any crisis we can't handle.

The hours tick by, and the distance for radio contact draws closer. The surface of the Earth is becoming more visible. What are those flashing lights down below? Curious. The horrible truth begins to sink in when radio contact is finally made, and word of a new war reaches our space travellers. When the radio signal suddenly stops, the future looks grim. What should the astronauts do? Stay in space and use up their meager life support? Or land in the now radioactive atmosphere? How could such a disaster happen? The doc shares his idea on the matter.

Bonus Track:
Hank and Dave. My Dead Dog Rover.

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As part of the Radio Mystery Theater, this episode of Inner Sanctum was broadcast. It's a triangle tale of a man, a woman, and a murderer. Don't mess with a ghost, because a ghost always gets the last laugh.

John Spencer is found guilty, and condemned to death in a court of law. He pleads innocent, though found guilty, and in a final fit of emotion, calls down a curse on the judg to befall the same fate. Is the judge worried? Not at all, he's heard it all before, and he would never sink so low as to commit the same kind of crime. .

At home with the judge, we learn a little about his marriage, and an affair he is getting involved with. The forbidden love grows, and though the judge blindly races down that path, the voice of the ghost who he just sentenced punctuates the drama. The torn judge is tangled in the mess of deciding to follow his new love, or stay with his ailing wife. Tormented love, just the thing that was at the root of John Spencer's crime.

The judge would never sink so low as to continue down that path that led to murder, would he? His wife has an ailing heart, but is her death just an accident, or was she helped along? The judge seems to be technically cleared of murder, but the ghost of John Spencer haunts him. Paranoid behavior begins to kick in, and a cover up digs a hole deeper. Has the curse that John Spencer laid on the judge come treu?

Do you think that's the end? Stay tuned to the end for the twist to the story that exposes the whole plan, and ensures the judge fell prey to the curse.

Bonus Track:
Dorothy Shea
Peggy Lee
Lucky Millander

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Sam works in a huge law firm, but he's low on the totem pole of importance. He's a meek and mild character who watches his friends pass him by in promotions, and fears he might even lose his girlfriend, a secretary in the firm, to competition from his fellow co-workers as well.

One day he recieves a mysterious box made from pure gold, and with an inscription indicating it is from 200 years in the future. It seems to be something of a futuristic chemestry set designed for kids. Inn reading the instructions, it is a kit to build, and disassemble, a person. Sam decides to give the kit a go, but he's missing a few ingredients. If only Sam could build a clone of himself. One without all the psychological baggage. One who would be dynamic and charismatic. Sam could be a success, and win the girl. Right?

Sam's clone is all that, and more. Maybe too much more. Sam's troubles are soon ended when a man from the future comes for the chemestry set, and promises to set things right. I don't think things end up quite the way Sam planned though.

Bonus Track:
Unknown singer. Ghost Riders in the Sky.

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Two men seem set out to do a mission. On the way the sheriff, Tom, recounts the history of the house that is said to be haunted, and a long lost love.

Tom was sweet on Gertrude until he learned about a birth defect. She is missing the middle toe of her right foot, and the imperfection has put him off. Wow, maybe his name should be Petty instead of King.

Time marches on, Gertrude has married, Tom has become sheriff. Then one day she comes to ask for help, and has troubling news about her farm. Tom promises help, but by the time he arrives with the town doctor murder has left it's mark at the farm house. Gertrude's murderous husband, Manton, is never seen or heard from again.

Ten years after the killing, a stranger in town, named Grossmith, is recognized as the dead woman's husband. Ill feelings are sparked, and end up in a duel. Sheriff Tom has a trick up his sleeve to insult the stranger even further. The plan goes off without a hitch, but something even creepier awaits that nobody ever expected.

Bonus Track:
Betty Hutton. 1943. Murder He Says.

Lucy is alone on a road trip when she hears a report of a dangerous bank robber. When she meets Desi, broken down in his truck, she thinks he meets the description. Little does she know, he has heard the same report and thinks she fits the description of the female partner in the crime. As their paths cross, and recross, do they trust each other? How can they call the cops on the other? An awkward, but happy ending.

Bonus Track:
Cab Calloway. A Chicken Ain't Nothing but a Bird.

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Features Gary Cooper and Virginia Bruce. The tale of how the paths of Lou Gherig and baseball crossed and derailed his promising career as an Engineer. Sneaking out to play ball, so he wouldn't upset his mom, Lou's ball playing career began. Along the way he met his wife Ellie, and even won the heart of his fmaily over to his new career choice. Not to mention the admirations of baseball fans across America.

Lou and Ellie become worried over a small series of accidents that might be leading to something worse. After 14 years of playing and never missing a game, will his lapse in performance mean something serious? Lou's condition gets so bad that he can't lift his arms, and his relationship with Ellie is strained. He if finally honored as he gives his famous speech in Yankee Stadium, and he gives his official goodby to fans.

Bonus Track:
None today, it's a long enough show so we get right to it.

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Grandpa Amos and his friend George have their friendship tested when George wants to join a lodge. When the lodge takes more interest in Amos, he refuses to join unless they also take George. George is disappointed because he thinks that he was passed over. Finally the two friends are accepted together.

Bonus Tracks:
Wierd Al Yankovick. 1985. Slime Creatures from Outer Space.
Jerry Lewis. 1954. Sunday Driving.

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