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Lum and Abner - Three Episodes rom March 1935

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May 19, 2008 12:06 PM PDT

The story thus far. Lum and Abner had been split over Abner's business practices. He started taking animals on trade for groceries. A circus came to town and Dick Huddleston and Lum both agreed that it would be a risk to extend them credit. However, Abner made his own deal and held title to the circus if they couldn't pay for their supplies. The circus defaulted and now Abner owns it. The situation convinces Lum to help out and now they are back together. To be able to feed the circus animals, Abner gets the idea to charge bales of hay and bushels of feed for admission.

How's it working out? Well, of course Squire Skimpe gets involved and brings his own ideas for the new venture. For all the fun and the misadventures of Lum and Abner, listen and find out. Here are three more episodes. As before, I took the liberty to snip some of the original commercials and theme music. These episodes are from 1935, March . 14, 15 and 18.

The Lum and Abner shows aired in 15 minute segments, 5 days per week and had both opening and closing theme music as well as opening and closing commercials for Horlick's Malted Milk products. A product invented in the early 1880's, and the company is still around today. Their products are no longer for sale directly to the public, but rather to other businesses who use them in producing their own food products. Mr. Horlick would pass away in 1936. The Lum and Abner show continued to be sponsered by them but was later picked up by Postum, another healthy food product and alternative to coffee, but without caffeine. Postum would sponser other great radio shows such as the Father Knows Best program in the 1950's. Postum can be found on grocery store shelves today. As with any old time radio commercial, the Retro Radio podcast as well as Keith himself does not necessarily endorse them. Ads are left in for entertainment and nostalgic purposes only.

PS. A few weeks ago I announced that a CD of the entire first year of podcasting would be made availible. I'm still working on that CD. I was becoming concerned that just one disk might not hold it all. Turns out that it will. I may have to cut the offer down in the future and only put six months at a time on disk. The price will be the same because it is designed to cover the cost of the disk and not so much for the content.

I have been trying to find an alternate way to keep the shows entirely free and available for download. Basically a better way to archive them so even the older episodes can stay online. If I can get those details worked out the CD's can still be availabe for those who want one. When the disks are ready, watch for either a PayPal button or a link to an ordering page.

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Join Keith and his Robot Hosts as they take a trip in the time machine twice every week.

Retro. That means going on trips back in time to places we have never been before. If you are old enough to remember those golden days ofradio, then it's all nostalgic for you and you will enjoy those vintage comedy classics just as much.

Here at the Retro Radio Podcast, the focus is on those great comedy shows from radio's golden days, but if you have a request, send it in and if I can find it, in my collection of close to 5000 shows, I'll play it. Even if I don't have it, I can probably get it from other sources.

Frequently Asked Questions

"Where do you find these old radio shows?" The answer is easy, on the Internet.
"If I can get these shows on the Internet, then why do I need to get your podcast show?" Well, you don't, but many times the various archive pages that host old radio shows offer them in very low quality. It is not always the case, but they can have such low volume that you can't hear them unless your speakers are cranked way up and you lean in close. Sometimes there is noise, or the audio quality is too fast, too slow, or varies through the show. Before shows go out, they are run through a few filters to boost the gain. That evens out the volume and makes sure it can be heard well enough. If needed, I run some filters to adjust speeds that are too fast or slow and to remove static and hiss. If a show sounds noisy, it is probably because to cut it out would also chop out some of the good audio.
Robots? What's the deal with Robots? Well, it started for two reasons. First I couldn't find a good microphone, or a reliable place that was quiet enough to record without lots of background noise, or noise from my laptop's cooling fan. Secondly, they were handy. I am blind and use the computer with a text to speech program. My audio editor that I use for podcasting also has text to speech functionality. So It is more often easier for me to write up my scripts and let the robots handle the hosting. I do try to use voices that are easier to listen to, rather than ones that sound too clunky. I hope people come here more for the old time radio than to listen to me or the robots. I try to keep the introductions and comments to a minimum, but hopefully interesting.
Why is your web page all black? You might guess that I have a dark side to my personality. You would be largely mistaken. Sure, everyone has their moments, but mostly it is because I find that a dark background with white letters is easier on the eye when it comes to reading from computer screens. Another reason is that when I got my podomatic account set up, I had the help of teenagers to help me pick a template. I don't know why it is, but teenagers seem to like black a lot. I know that links can be hard to see, but being blind, I assume the podomatic people figured that into their template design.
I still don't like your colors. Can't you change it? In a word. No. Mine is a free account and after the initial grace period in getting set up, there are certain settings that are locked in. Unless I decide to go Pro.
Why don't you go Pro then? Sure, why don't you use my PayPal button? Get all your friends to use it and give me some monetary votes of confidence. With the right encouragement, I'd be happy to go pro.
"how did these shows get put on the Internet?" The quick and easy answer is, magic. In reality it all started with somebody back during the golden days of radio who had a desire to transcribe the program either on audio disk, wire or tape recordings. Either for personal enjoyment or because it was a special program, or because auditions or demos were being made to entice sponsers. Transcriptions were also made so the performers could just do one show and have the recorded transcription be played back so people across all the time zones could hear it at 7 PM where they lived, or whatever time the show might air. Sometimes it was for a sound check so performers and engineers could tell how everything was sounding, get audience responce, or see how things sounded in general.
Later, when radio as it used to be, was cancelled, fans collected all the recordings they could find. They traded them, and still do, at conventions, seminars and other meetings. Once computers came along and the Internet was developed for the public use, and broadband connections became more common, folks started converting those old records and tapes to digital files. Archive sites and forums for old time radio fans host places to upload shows so anybody can share and grow their collections.

So, take a few minutes out of your busy schedule and hop into my time machine. Enjoy a trip to a different time, to a different culture. Back when your parents were kids and your grandparents were young. Maybe even when they were not born yet, or at least younger than you are now.

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Original advertisements are left in for entertainment and nostalgic purposes only. Many are no longer available, smoking is bad for you and not nearly as pleasant as the ads make it appear. Contests are long over, so keep your box tops. Don't send in your quarters or dimes to addresses that likely don't exist anymore. Well, OK. If you want to send in your quarters or dimes just use my PayPal button located on this web page.

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